Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Maaaa! Do I Have To?

Some bold soul has asked one of the most common questions out there: "Is it mandatory to have one or more significant aspects to be registered?" Huzzah!!! My first comment. I'm so excited...

The essential answer is:
YES!

Now, you may feel a little sheepish telling someone, "Well, this blogger said to do it..." Baaah humbug! Fortunately, you don't have to depend on an opinion-based blog to get the answer because the standard writers (TC 207) and the registrar oversight body (ANAB) have kindly provided the "official" answer to this question. To quote Mr. Burns: "Eh-eh-xcellent!"

There are actually 2 different places to find the answer, although only one really applies if you are seeking registration.

1. Our TC 207 friends answered almost the exact same question in COI 04-03.A1.
Unfortunately, their publishing skills do not appear to extend much beyond stone carving because you cannot directly link to this question online, but you can access the COI document that contains it here, or by clicking on the link provided under "Faves." Hint: it's in the 2004 version.

For more information on TC 207 COIs see the following blogs: "How I learned to Stop Worrying..." and "The ABCs of COIs"

2. TC 207 gets you most of the way there, but those competing for "registration gold" must play by the rules - in this case, ANAB's Accreditation Rules. This group of sages has at least a minimal grasp of "that new-fangled internet thingy," and you can directly access Accreditation Rule #13 online.

For that ANAB history buff out there (you know who you are), AR 13 supersedes Advisory 20. More importantly, it incorporates the TC 207 COI mentioned above and adds some extra ANAB icing, which spectacularly fails to make this topic any less dry. So, grab something to wash this down (it should be at least 80 proof), and I'll give you the "CliffsNotes" version - there is no movie version (thank God!!)

AR 13 essentially says: If you don't have any significant aspects, you won't have a system that can be registered because you WON'T have to do..., well, pretty much anything and everything that would show an auditor you have a system in place. That's because key elements all tie back to SIGNIFICANT aspects; heavy-hitters like: objectives and targets, training, communication, operational control and monitoring and measurement. You don't need to do this stuff for INsignificant aspects, so without any significant aspects, you basically don't have a reason for a system.

You just snorted your drink through your nose, didn't you? I can hear the choking and spluttering from here. In the immortal words of George Carlin: "Calm down, have some dip." OK, so you've changed your shirt, refreshed your drink, and taken several deep breaths. You are dry, relaxed, and best of all, armed with new (albeit painful) knowledge: You must have at least one (1) significant aspect to get registered. Whew!

But this begs a second question (so take a big steadying gulp and swallow it before reading on):

Why put a whole EMS program in place around 1 or 2 aspects? And even if you still see value in a severely limited scope, why register such a system? It's like throwing a big party and not inviting anyone. OK, registration is nothing at all like a party, except for possibly the excessive drinking, hangovers, and morning-after regrets.

For more information about this endlessly fascinating topic, see "Covering Your Aspects" - coming soon.

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